Friday, August 15, 2008

Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—After decades of coddling young children, Johnson & Johnson unveiled its new "Nothing But Tears" shampoo this week, an aggressive bath-time product the company says will help to prepare meek and fragile newborns for the real world.


PrincessLisa said...

It's about time! These babies are such babies sometimes! Life is rough and they can't be coddled forever!

Lonna said...

I wonder if Taylor will like this new product. When she won't lay down in the bathtub to get her hair washed, use this one. That will teach her! (just kidding, you rub one drop of tear shampoo in her eye and I'll beat you! )