Thursday, July 31, 2008

Someone beat me to it...again!


If you frequently walk your dog in a park or any other public area, there are pretty strict laws against picking up all of the poopy which your pup excretes. I mean, they probably won’t perform a DNA test on the crap to track you down, but if you’re caught, there’s a hefty fine. Let’s be honest with ourselves, we don’t want to be anywhere near dog poop, period.

This handy Wearable Dog Toilet might not be the most pleasant product to strap on to your pet, but at least it saves you the worry of bending your lazy ass over to pick up after your own dog which you wanted “So badly!” in the first place. No, but really, don’t buy this. Just stop being lazy and wash your hands more often. But I digress.

That being said, this Dog Toilet straps right on to your dog’s body and includes a little expanding turd deposit cup right under the canine’s rear. So when your dog makes a deposit, the Dog Toilet is right there to clean up the mess.

But now, of course, you have to live with the fact that just because you don’t like bending over to pick up your dog’s poop, that you’re forcing your beloved pet to walk around with a cup full of their own poo strapped to their body. Does this not seem just a tad bit, hmm, I don’t know, cruel and unusual? Just a thought.

Friday, July 25, 2008

Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' From Recipe That Came To Him In A Dream

My Birthday List Continues to Grow...

Use your head and stay organized! The Visorganizer is a revolutionary carrying case for everything you need to make it through your busy day whether you're a pro golfer, a retired ship builder, a club DJ, or a busy mom on the go. And it clips on the front of your favorite hat. Pack it with up to 7 lbs. If it has a visor, it needs a Visorganizer!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Man survives diner crash


How Glasses Can Change A Person


I love the advertising for this optometrist. It's like Clark Kent - Superman. Click on the image to see the text.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Boy Trapped in Claw Machine

Yet another story in the news. I can just see my daughter doing this in a couple years. Any one have a quarter?

How to Beat the Claw Game


Despite an intense rescue effort using $300 in quarters, every time they managed to get the little girls head in the claw, she just kept slipping away at the last second.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

A Tribute to Carlton Banks...

My wife and I have watched more Fresh Prince of Bel-Air since our baby was born than we did in all of our youth. I guess when your up at odd hours, there's nothing better to watch.

An excerpt from experienceproject.com:

Alfonso Ribeiro was a fixture as a child TV star in the 1980s and 1990s. His most famous role, as spoiled rich kid Carlton Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air brought him accolades and tons of laughs-- mostly AT him, not with him.

Not only did he serve as the butt of Fresh Prince star Will Smith's jokes (which often targeted Ribeiro's diminuitive height), but his physical mannerisms provided pure comedy of their own-- most notably the infamous "Carlton Dance." The Carlton Dance was a ridiculous yet oddly enchanting dance, usually to Tom Jones' "It's not Unusual". Since actions speak louder than words, check out this compilation.

Click here to find out more than you'll every need to know about Carlton.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Awkward...

Aside from violating a bunch of manlaws, this would be great if you where a Siamese twin, otherwise it's just awkward. For all you guys feel free to try the Urinal Game. (women are welcome as well though not expected to perform as well)