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Johnson & Johnson Introduces 'Nothing But Tears' Shampoo To Toughen Up Newborns

NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—After decades of coddling young children, Johnson & Johnson unveiled its new "Nothing But Tears" shampoo this week, an aggressive bath-time product the company says will help to prepare meek and fragile newborns for the real world.

The Olympics Are Here!

Our President sure is enjoying the athleticism!

Someone beat me to it...again!

If you frequently walk your dog in a park or any other public area, there are pretty strict laws against picking up all of the poopy which your pup excretes. I mean, they probably won’t perform a DNA test on the crap to track you down, but if you’re caught, there’s a hefty fine. Let’s be honest with ourselves, we don’t want to be anywhere near dog poop, period.

This handy Wearable Dog Toilet might not be the most pleasant product to strap on to your pet, but at least it saves you the worry of bending your lazy ass over to pick up after your own dog which you wanted “So badly!” in the first place. No, but really, don’t buy this. Just stop being lazy and wash your hands more often. But I digress.

That being said, this Dog Toilet straps right on to your dog’s body and includes a little expanding turd deposit cup right under the canine’s rear. So when your dog makes a deposit, the Dog Toilet is right there to clean up the mess.

But now, of course, you have to live with the fact that just because you don’t like bending over to pick up your dog’s poop, that you’re forcing your beloved pet to walk around with a cup full of their own poo strapped to their body. Does this not seem just a tad bit, hmm, I don’t know, cruel and unusual? Just a thought.

Chef Cooks 'Dream Omelet' From Recipe That Came To Him In A Dream

My Birthday List Continues to Grow...

Use your head and stay organized! The Visorganizer is a revolutionary carrying case for everything you need to make it through your busy day whether you're a pro golfer, a retired ship builder, a club DJ, or a busy mom on the go. And it clips on the front of your favorite hat. Pack it with up to 7 lbs. If it has a visor, it needs a Visorganizer!

Man survives diner crash

How Glasses Can Change A Person

I love the advertising for this optometrist. It's like Clark Kent - Superman. Click on the image to see the text.

Boy Trapped in Claw Machine

Yet another story in the news. I can just see my daughter doing this in a couple years. Any one have a quarter?

How to Beat the Claw Game

Despite an intense rescue effort using $300 in quarters, every time they managed to get the little girls head in the claw, she just kept slipping away at the last second.

A Tribute to Carlton Banks...

My wife and I have watched more Fresh Prince of Bel-Air since our baby was born than we did in all of our youth. I guess when your up at odd hours, there's nothing better to watch.

An excerpt from experienceproject.com:

Alfonso Ribeiro was a fixture as a child TV star in the 1980s and 1990s. His most famous role, as spoiled rich kid Carlton Banks in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air brought him accolades and tons of laughs-- mostly AT him, not with him.

Not only did he serve as the butt of Fresh Prince star Will Smith's jokes (which often targeted Ribeiro's diminuitive height), but his physical mannerisms provided pure comedy of their own-- most notably the infamous "Carlton Dance." The Carlton Dance was a ridiculous yet oddly enchanting dance, usually to Tom Jones' "It's not Unusual". Since actions speak louder than words, check out this compilation.

Click here to find out more than you'll every need to know about Carlton.

Awkward...

Aside from violating a bunch of manlaws, this would be great if you where a Siamese twin, otherwise it's just awkward. For all you guys feel free to try the Urinal Game. (women are welcome as well though not expected to perform as well)

This is how I make bread...

Be careful watching this clip if your at work. Its what we call NSFW (not safe for work) unless you work at the Old Grist Mill or some other bread related industry.

Pastry Design Fail

You can just see the person who decorated the cake trying to figure out why they would want that on their cake. It was probably the 'Neat' that threw them off.

Ball Girl Makes Incredible Catch

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Some people are saying it's staged. If you want to read a possible spoiler, check out this link.

Girl Spins on Escalator...

Ten bucks to whomever can replicate this act and have accompanying video. Any challengers?

(edit) Looks like CNN picked up on the story. You better get in on the fun before congress passes a law against escalators.

Your Daily Brain Check...

Learn Magic Tricks at 5min.com

My head is still spinning after watching this video. I wish Bill Nye the Science guy was still on television.

My birthday list is up...

Probably the coolest sink ever. I would be late for work everyday just watching the water.

The greatest show ever has its roots...

I always knew that there was a British version of The Office but I never knew that they got their inspiration from the Japanese version. Crazy.

Mom Jeans...

Too bad I found out about these after Mother's Day was over. They would have been the perfect gift for all the mom's in my life.

The Greenville Humane Society, South Carolina, having some fun with a serious topic.

Public transportation at its finest...

With gas prices as they are now, I don't think it will be long before were traveling like this. Tara and I are already shopping for a scooter.

Why aren't you watching The Soup? BSF (best show ever!)

Apple Graffiti Artists Stike Again...

I guess even zombies need their music.

Karma Sutra for IT Professionals

These are positions that I am becoming very familiar with at my job. I hope my wife doesn't start to get jealous. They are just machines...they have no feelings...or do they?

The new trend sweeping the nation!

New Wearable Feedbags Let Americans Eat More, Move Less

Costume for Taylor...

We are starting our search for our baby's first Halloween and we need some suggestions. These are a few costumes that I found that would be ideal for my daughter Taylor. Let me know what you think.

I got dibbs on our future boy's name...

From weirdasianews.com comes this story:

"On May 13, 1990, this young man was blessed with being named after two superheroes: Batman and Superman."

This is a new hobby of mine. Try it out and watch the reactions! Feel free to comment on your success.

Starting off on my own...

Due to popular demand from my fans, it's time to start my blog in the blogosphere of blogging. What kind of techie am I if I don't have a proper blog full of insightful ideas and witty banter. It is about time that I start letting all of this wisdom that's bottled up in my head spill out on these pages so that others can benefit. For after all, its about the fans.

What can you expect to gain from this blog? I will dedicate long hours during the week to searching the internet to find the kind of stories that I find interesting and funny. Occasionally you will find stories/pictures about my family but that is mainly reserved for the adamtaraandtaylor.blogspot.com (copyright reserved) which is religiously maintained by my dear wife Tara.

I do desire that any success that comes to you from reading my blog be credited back to its creator. Enjoy and Gleedspeed fellow bloggers!